ur not cool

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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boobache:

internet friends who can see each other in real life any time they want

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thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm


urgentcum:

*tricks you into loving me*


askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’


northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life


averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise



mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen


methimatics:

me at school

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watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy


people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important


cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you