ur not cool

tbh i dont care.

smaug-thestupendous:

"I also did the motion capture" BC

bonus:

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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“But the Bible says…”

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lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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  • Officer: don't panic-
  • *option 1*
  • Me: NO NOT YET
  • *option 2*
  • Me: AT THE DISCO
  • *option 3*
  • Me: IT'S LONGER NOW
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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starllex:

how the fuck 

starllex:

how the fuck 

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

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austinsaucy:

pardonmydusts:

A pizza to remember
credits: Adam Elmakias

thank you adam for being there at the best moments

austinsaucy:

pardonmydusts:

pizza to remember

credits: Adam Elmakias

thank you adam for being there at the best moments

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  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same
yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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urtube:

John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.

The Fault in our Stairs, chapter 1.

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