turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 
imma eat it anyway

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 

imma eat it anyway

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

assgod:

despairtanaka:

the great

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i heard he’s a spy for team rocket

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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fuckeryandnitemares:

aeura:

dangertitties:

thecakebar:

DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI!

could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it

….lawd.

  • My brain:

    You're worthless.

  • My brain:

    Haha you actually think they care?

  • My brain:

    Nobody cares about you.

  • My brain:

    You have no friends.

  • My brain:

    You're not as important as everybody else.

  • My brain:

    Why do you think they talk to you? It's out of pity.

  • My brain:

    You're ugly.

  • My brain:

    You're fat.

  • My brain:

    Don't eat that, fat-ass.

  • My brain:

    You annoy everyone.

  • My brain:

    Why do you try?

  • My brain:

    Take a look in the mirror and lose some weight.

  • My brain:

    I bet if you died right now they wouldn't care.

  • Me:

    How much you wanna bet?

  • My brain:

    Try it. Let's see.

I’m happy, but at the same time…Im not