remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
me: doesn’t purchase my dream home because the street name is bad
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
I think there has yet to be a person to speak up damn
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271st choice
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.